Chapter 1100: Chapter 1104: Is He Also a Gunslinger?

Ye Xingbei chuckled, not caring as he said, “The difference between me and other people’s daughters is probably that other people are willing to heat some water when their daughters wash clothes, but my aunt and uncle are not.”

“How awful!” If Ye Xingbei’s aunt and uncle were right in front of him now, he would surely kick their heads in.

“Forget about them, they are irrelevant to us now!” Ye Xingbei soothingly touched his cheek, “How about we go to the mall and buy something for Dad and the two kids? … Oh, and we need to buy some maternity and baby products for Xiao Mi, your beloved nephew is going to be a dad, and we, as his aunts and uncles, really should show our love.”

“Beloved nephew?” Gu Junzhu snickered, “You must be joking.”

“I know you’re too proud to admit it,” Ye Xingbei cradling his face with a smile, “It’s all right, keep being proud, I’ll just go ahead and pamper your beloved nephew for you!”

“No way!” Gu Junzhu grabbed her hand and bit it lightly, “You are not allowed to pamper anyone but me!”

“Not allowed to pamper anyone?” Ye Xingbei raised his eyebrows at him, “What about Xiao Shu?”

Gu Junzhu: “… Except for Xiao Shu.”

“That’s a relief, that’s a relief,” Ye Xingbei patted his chest, “Thank goodness our Fifth Lord of Gu, though incredibly shameless, hasn’t stooped so low as to compete with a five-year-old child for affection. There’s still hope, still hope!”

Gu Junzhu: “… Ye Xiaobei, I’ll show you what ‘shameless’ really means right now!”

He suddenly pinned Ye Xingbei down under him and began to roam his hands over her.

Ye Xingbei fluttered in resistance, laughing as she begged for mercy, “Okay, okay, I’ll stop teasing you… but tell Xiao Chi we’re going to the mall first, would you?”

The partition was up; they could talk without Gu Chi hearing them… well, at least not clearly… or even if he heard clearly, he’d probably pretend he heard nothing!

With one hand slipping into her clothes, Gu Junzhu used the other to pull out his cell phone and text Gu Chi to go to the mall.

After sending the message, he threw the phone aside, and his other hand quickly slid into Ye Xingbei’s clothes as well. “Ye Xiaobei, your skin is getting better and better, smoother than the finest silk, soft and fragrant, soft and sweet!”

Lacking the strength to struggle any longer, Ye Xingbei simply wrapped her arms around his neck, giving his lip a gentle bite, “Stop touching me, or I’ll bite you!”

“Bite me down there!” Fifth Lord of Gu prodded her with a certain part, “You see, regardless of the activity of the sperm, its vitality and endurance are indisputable, right?”

Ye Xingbei’s face turned beet red as she fiercely twisted him, “Shameless!”

“Sigh, can’t help it,” Fifth Lord of Gu sighed, “Here I am, a grown man, and I’ve caught this embarrassing disease. If people find out, they’ll think I’m an eunuch, who can’t even make sure his wife is happy. They might even insult me, calling me a quick shot, claiming that even foreplay and afterplay combined don’t last five minutes. Where would I even put my face?”

“Get away from me,” Ye Xingbei scolded with a flushed face, “All this nonsense!”

Him, a quick shot?

If he were any slower, she’d surely die from exhaustion in bed.

“I’m serious,” Fifth Lord of Gu said sternly, “You didn’t see the doctor almost wet himself, afraid I’d kill him to keep him quiet. It’s a truly embarrassing sickness, alas…”