Chapter 30: The Howling Singer in the Primitive Jungle

Chen B-Dog smiled and said, “I feel blessed, there are so many friends accompanying me.”

“The new audiences may feel confused about this… Since I made up my mind to be an anchor, I have decided on the live broadcast content. I am good at living in the wild. Before I started the first live broadcast, I have decided to do “The Godlike Gourmet of the Wild.” Then I borrowed 100 thousand dollars from a friend and started my new life firmly. However, I was a 112kg fatty. Even climbing stairs was hard for me, let alone running in the wild. Hence, exercising and reducing weight became my first step of the plan. I planned to exercise and lose the weight in one month. After that, I would start with my first live broadcast in the wild.”

“I did it! In a month, I changed from a 112kg fatty to a 75kg now. I lost 37kg and got 4cm taller. You may feel that the number of 37kg is little but there must be people who are lighter than 37kg in this live broadcast room. In another word, I have successfully reduced the weight of a person. Now, you should feel shocked.”

“I have edited this one-month experience to a video clip and posted it online. Last time, the editor of Panda told me that this video is very famous currently and the hit rate has reached more than ten million. I do not know whether it is real or fake. If you are interested, you may search for it.

The audience in the live broadcast was responding enthusiastically.

“Classic!”, “Super motivating!”, “Yes, I searched for you after watching the video.”, “Lord B-Dog, I will stay with you until the end.”, “Stop it, I cried.” There were also some trolls eager to seek for popularity, “I take my hat off. Nobody would claim to be better than you to cheat for gifts.”, “So many people here. It is all fake popularity, isn’t it?”

Chen B-Dog had a good mindset. He ignored the trolls. Trolls were everywhere in this world.

However, the audiences who had been watching for whole day were pissed off. They started to fight back automatically, “Lord B-Dog, please ignore the trolls. They are making trouble.”, “Trolls have no peace, get lost.”, “Where is the room administrator? Time to work!”, “The anchor is a good man. Guys, please follow him. You will never lose your way to follow him.”

Everyone was a keyboard warrior. No one would give in; no one could win the argument.

Once it started, the situation became out of control. After all, Chen B-Dog had been an anchor for more than one month. He knew the chaotic phenomena of the anchor industry very well. The anchor had to possess some skills to adjust to the rhythm of the live broadcast.

Instead of being angry, B-Dog comforted the followers. He was smiling while talking to them, “Everyone please does not get angry. No doubts, no growth. There are people trying to frame me. That means I am popular. As long as they are happy. Whatever they say, I am still growing healthier. As for the claim of I made fake popularity data, frankly speaking, I am puzzled too. Don’t tell me that the 3.8 million audiences are all fake? After all, the popularity hit 100 thousand only for the last live broadcast. I have to clarify, I haven’t signed the contract with Panda officially. We have come into an agreement to discuss the contract after this live broadcast. Hence, the website definitely will not help me to create fake popularity data. Isn’t this a chance for me to demand more? Hey room administrator, you don’t need to block those people. There are so many people it will be very tiring. ”

He was considered the captain of Panda TV now since he became famous all of a sudden. It definitely attracted many people from other live broadcast websites to search for him. When they heard B-Dog said he had not signed any contract yet, they started planning something in their mind.

President Wang who was watching the live broadcast felt shocked when he heard that. He had not signed the contract yet? Without further ado, he called to Fan FanFan and asked, “Why has Chen B-Dog not signed the contract?”

Fan FanFan broke into a cold sweat. She quickly explained to President Wang. “It is Chen B-Dog’s own idea. He bet he could be famous and prolonged the signing of the contract. It seems like he laid a right bet. Anyway, we do not lose either. We have more than 1 million of new users registered today. That is all because of him.” She tried very hard to explain clearly to President Wang.

President Wang did not say much after listening to the explanation. He only told Fan FanFan, “When he comes back, please inform me. I will talk to him myself.”

After a while, the live broadcast room was suddenly full of gift sending, one followed by another.

“President Wang treats Chen B-Dog 10 Buddha Jumps over the Wall.”

“President Wang treats Chen B-Dog 20 Buddha Jumps over the Wall.”

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“President Wang treats Chen B-Dog 100 Buddha Jumps over the Wall.” He left a message: “Back end, please increase the level for speaking. Please control those brainless trolls. Room administrator, please ignore B-Dog. Do your job, why else would I need to hire you?”

Because of the trolls, President had shown up. The audience was excited. At glance, they flooded the pop-up screen with the messages of “Bravo”, “Brilliant” and “Amazing”.

“Freelance Cowboy treats Chen B-Dog 10 Buddha Jump over the Wall” and he left a message: “Do what you like. Persistence leads to success.”

“Chen C-Dog treats Chen B-Dog 1 Buddha Jump over the Wall” and left the message “I will be Lord B-Dog’s supporter for the rest of my life.”

“One Autumn Leaf Xugang sends Chen B-Dog 10 Grilled Fish.”

“Wu XiaoBao2 sends Chen B-Dog 1 Lobster.”

“Zhou B-Ke treats Chen B-Dog 1 Buddha Jump over the wall” and she messaged: “Lord B-Dog, can you sing us a song?”

Buddha Jump over the Wall, Lobster, Grilled Fish, Rice Ball and Bamboos were being sent non-stop to Chen B-Dog. Among them, there were many new accounts which had never reloaded before. Furthermore, there are also famous anchors who dropped by B-Dog’s room to send gifts. The army of Buddha Jump over the Wall flew above the rooms of all platforms. Everyone was shocked.

The popularity of the live broadcast had risen to 4 million.

With this number of audience, Chen B-Dog was recognized as the top anchor.

It had been quiet in the room since Panda started its first live broadcast. However, now Panda had Chen B-Dog, the powerful nuclear bomb. He brought new hope to Panda.

Since the boss was angry, Chen B-Dog immediately shut his mouth and tried to change the topic. “Ok, stop! It is enough for the gossip. Honestly, tell me the truth, did you feel touched just now? Ha-ha, thanks for your gifts. Eh, Lady B-Ke sent me Buddha Jump over the Wall again. Can you sing a song? Asking me to sing a song? Cough-cough, what did I say just now? It is getting late, I need to rest. That’s all for today’s live broadcast.”

He wanted to call it a day but it was too late. Before the first wave subsides, a new wave rises. He was too stupid to have attracted the attack from the audiences.

“Sing a song, sing a song.”, “Lord B-Dog please sing.”, “President and Chief Cow are so pitiful. You have sent so many Buddha Jump over the wall but Lord B-Dog is blind. He only can see the gift sent by B-Ke.”, “B-Ke army is coming to propose marriage!”, “B-Dog, you know how to sing?”, “Oh no, B-Dog is going to sing. Everyone please run away.”, “There is a howling sound from the pig. I am standing by my recorder. Anchor is a real player.”, “Now I am inviting the howling singer of the primitive jungle, Chen B-Dog to sing a song for everyone. Let’s get ready the bin before you vomit.” …

With such crowd, Chen B-Dog knew he could not escape today. He had no choice. “You must be joking. Have you ever heard me sing before? Do you really think I howl?!”

“Hey, I am a bad temper person! Give me 30 seconds to look for musical accompaniment. After 30 seconds, I will surprise you with an original song.”

“Remember, it is an original song. Welcome all experts to come and check!”

Chen B-Dog was very confident to promise the audiences. Immediately, he busied himself communicating with Dog Egg.