Chapter 155: Chapter 144 Feng Qiwu, Yu Xiaoyu

[Acquired: Overlimit Shell +10, Fresh Crab Meat +50, Nutrient-rich Ultra-sweet Crab Paste 500g, Titanium Alloy 800g, Charcoal +20]

This is everything Li Zheng got from this dungeon. He could’ve taken more, but since he didn’t see any urgently needed materials, he decided to distribute more to others.

After all, Old Xiao and Li Chun are relatively weak. Giving them more, even if they trade later, can get them some useful items to enhance themselves.

“Alright, I’ll head out first. Once you’re ready, open the door for me, and we’ll go to the Underworld dungeon again.” After gathering his things, Li Zheng stored the crab meat and paste in the fridge, said this, drew twice, and left the dungeon.

“Damn, the lottery this time feels like a joke!”

Li Zheng raised his hand to release a pile of bottles and jars, feeling like he was about to have a heart attack from anger.

A hundred bottles of “Soy Sauce” and a hundred tubes of “Wasabi” made him feel like the system had prepared these seasonings for his crab meat sashimi.

“Donggu First Grade Fresh?”

Picking up a bottle and looking at the label, Li Zheng was almost swearing: “How much did Donggu pay you? I’ll double it with Haitan!”

“Green Wasabi, Silver Brand? What kind of crappy brand is that? Oh, it’s a tier, never mind.”

It’s not exactly a loss, as all hundred bottles of soy sauce are Bronze Level, significantly enhancing the umami of ingredients, useful for cooking, salads, and dipping sauces.

Eating more also has a slight strengthening effect on the body.

Green Wasabi is much stronger, Silver Level!

The effect is: extremely spicy and pungent, beloved by wasabi enthusiasts, addicting after one taste.

Likewise, eating more can improve physical fitness.

“But it doesn’t say how much improvement, can’t exactly chug it from the bottle?” Li Zheng ignored the last bit and decided to use it as a regular seasoning.

After putting things away, Li Zheng thought for a moment, then casually gifted each of the other four a bottle of soy sauce and a tube of wasabi.

After finishing his tasks, Xiao Ying wasn’t flying around this time, but instead, trudged along with short legs.

This was Li Zheng’s doing, forcing the little guy to help digest and promote digestion.

Li Chun sent a private message: “Big Brother Li Zheng, Fengshan and Yan Jiejie said they can’t go to the Underworld, so we need to find two new teammates.”

“???”

Li Zheng sent a private inquiry to Phoenix Mountain: “What happened?”

After a while, Phoenix Mountain replied: “My dad came, brought that girl along too…”

Ah, I see~

Li Zheng immediately understood. Sure enough, Yan Guang was borrowing a compass from Ye Kai in the regional channel.

“Good luck.”

After sending this message, Li Zheng started contacting Zhan Zhouzhou.

When fighting the final boss on Mist Island, he realized just how strong this occasionally unreasonable girl was. Bringing her to the dungeon would reduce the difficulty by at least thirty percent!

Zhan Zhouzhou accepted the invitation almost immediately, indicating that she was ready and could be summoned anytime.

“Still missing an AoE teammate, contact Ye Yuan?”

As soon as he sent a private message, good heavens, she refused!

The reason was that going to the dungeon would impact her gossip consumption.

Yup, gossip about a certain Mr. Feng.

“This girl, so young yet so gossipy, doesn’t Ye Kai control her?”

Checking the regional channel, good heavens, Ye Kai was leading the commotion, urging Phoenix Mountain to live text the Shura Scene.

“Yeah right, a crooked top beam makes a crooked bottom beam!”

No choice, Ye family siblings are definitely not coming, Liu Jiale…

Li Zheng hesitated for a moment, didn’t bring him, Liu Jiale’s flaws were exposed in the Lost Castle dungeon, showing weakness in AoE situations.

“Can’t invite Chu Xiao either, that guy’s ability will immediately attack teammates on arrival.” Li Zheng scratched his head, realizing he had no one left!

“Should I change the conditions, select a powerful ranged shooter…” Li Zheng’s eyes roamed the battle ranking, finally locking onto a name, sending the invite.

…

An hour later, almost all members of the convoy into the Underworld had replied, and the teleportation gate opened.

Li Zheng, with Xiao Ying, entered, the five gathered, then entered the dungeon through the light screen.

…

Time rewinds to just after leaving the dungeon, Phoenix Mountain emerged from the light screen and took out a complete genetic chain to enhance Peepee.

However, as the brilliance in front of him faded, he realized there were two more people in the room.

A man and a woman, one old, one young.

The middle-aged man held Peepee, teasing it, and laughing heartily: “Little one, is your master Phoenix Mountain? Tell grandpa, where did your master run off to have fun? Was he seduced by those seductive tramps outside?”

“Meow~”

Peepee showed its belly, looking pitiful.

“Hahahahaha…” Feng Qiwu rubbed Peepee’s belly a couple of times, “This cat is really good, unlike my rebellious boy at home, in his twenties and still defying me!

Little one, are you hungry?

Tell grandpa whatever you want to eat, grandpa will buy it for you!”

“Uncle Feng, it’s just a cat, it won’t tell you what it wants to eat.” Yu Xiaoyu flipped out a couple of dried fish, “Anyway, cats definitely like fish.”

She said, handing out two sticks of dried fish, and began tempting Peepee: “Little one, come, come to mommy!”

Peepee looked at her, then at Feng Qiwu, comparing their strength, and decisively buried its head in Feng Qiwu’s arms.

Just like that virtuous Liu Xiahui who sat untempted… ahem, Liu Xiahui!

“Hahaha…”

Feng Qiwu laughed heartily: “Xiaoyu, let me tell you, this kid is close to grandpa.

What do you call this?

This is called skipping a generation for closeness!”

“Hmph, this cat is so annoying… huh? Brother Fengshan is back!” Yu Xiaoyu turned her head, just in time to see Phoenix Mountain returning through the teleportation gate, bouncing over and hugging his arm.

“Brother Fengshan, long time no see, did you miss me?”

Her voice sweet and coquettish, sending shivers down Phoenix Mountain’s spine.

Looking at the tall, graceful figure, lightly made-up, red lips, white teeth, enchanting eyes, and mesmerizing… long-leg beauty before him, Phoenix Mountain was bewildered.

“Who the hell are you? Do I know you? Stop clinging to me, let go of me!”

He snapped, starting to struggle, the arm being squeezed by something made him uncomfortable all over.

Even though that thing was quite… impressive.

Yu Xiaoyu tightened her grip around his arm, sweetly said: “Brother Fengshan is so naughty, only a few days and he pretends not to know me, boohoohoo.”

Phoenix Mountain felt his fists getting hard: “Wah, cut it out with your ‘boohoo’. Believe it or not, I’ll punch any crying monster one by one until they’re dead!”

“You brat, watch how you speak!”

Feng Qiwu with Peepee approached, face as dark as the bottom of a pot: “Xiaoyu is your Uncle Yu’s daughter, also the goddaughter I acknowledged, and you two were arranged to be childhood sweethearts even before birth.

She remembered you even in this godforsaken place and came all the way from Channel 688 to see you. Is this how you treat her?

Back then, your Uncle Yu and I were in the army together, and we were…”

Phoenix Mountain interrupted with squinted eyes: “Life-and-death friendship~ I’ve heard this so much it’s growing calluses in my ears.

Wait a minute!”

He suddenly realized, widened his eyes and looked Yu Xiaoyu up and down: “You’re Yu Xiaoyu?”

“Yeah, that’s right!”

“You damn liar! I met Yu Xiaoyu before, she was a heavy tank over five hundred pounds. Can you lie more reliably?” Phoenix Mountain started ranting immediately.

Yu Xiaoyu blushed charmingly: “Oh my~ Brother Fengshan is so naughty, meeting me and wanting to open… Actually, back then, I was only four hundred eighty-nine pounds, not five hundred.”

“Ugh~ ” Phoenix Mountain made a disgusted face, kept struggling: “Get off me, don’t touch me!”

Bang!

Feng Qiwu put away her sand pot-sized fist, leaving Phoenix Mountain with a black eye.

“You damn brat, I’ve warned you more than once, be gentle with your sister Xiaoyu. Are your ears deaf?

I speak to you nicely, and do you think my temper has improved?

Xiaoyu, you step aside, don’t get blood all over you later.”

Feng Qiwu pulled Yu Xiaoyu aside, rolled up her sleeves, drew out a Seven Wolves…

“Damn it, if I don’t beat you up today, you little punk-ass bitch!”

…

Regional Channel.

Phoenix Mountain: “Help!”