Chapter 507: Chapter 497 The Big Villain Chapter 507: Chapter 497 The Big Villain Yi Zheng glanced at the wine cup in front of him, then at the red-haired man who was unruly and audacious, sitting with his legs crossed, leaning back in his chair and smirking at the crowd.

Finally, Yi Zheng took one last look at The Queen Mother of the West in the distance, and upon confirming that she hadn’t left, Yi Zheng’s temper exploded in an instant. He snatched up a wine cup from the table and smacked it onto the red-haired man’s face, “Fuck your mother!”

The red-haired man had never dreamt that a Little Rabbit would dare to lay a hand on him! He was so shocked that he couldn’t react in time and got hit squarely in the face!

The red-haired man flew into a rage, slammed his hand on the table and roared, “Little Rabbit, you’re fucking seeking death!”

If this had been any other time, Yi Zheng would have cowered away, but now…

Quick on his feet, he immediately pointed at Zhu Rong and said, “You dare to bully me? Don’t think I won’t have my sister beat you up!”

Red-haired man burst into laughter, filled with anger, “Your sister? Even if your mother was here, I would beat her up!”

Slap!

A heavy slap landed on the red-haired man’s face, and his face, which had been brimming with arrogance just a second ago, was twisted so hard by the slap that he was about to be sent flying.

Then, a small hand grabbed the collar of his clothes and pulled him back, a staggeringly cute, slightly tipsy, and rosy-cheeked baby face came into his view.

In that moment, Yi Zheng plainly saw the red-haired man react as if he had been electrocuted, his red hair standing on end, and the fire dragon tattoo on his body fading away.

Then, in a panic, he shouted, “Boss Lady?”

Before he could finish, the Little Lolita wound up her fair little fist and punched him squarely in the face!

Bang!

The red-haired man’s words were literally knocked back into his throat.

And then, all of Kunlun Mountain went quiet. No one spoke or drank their wine, they just quietly watched the scene unfold.

On the ground stood a Little Lolita atop a table, one small hand clutching the collar of a handsome red-haired man, suspending him in mid-air, while her other small hand pummeled his face with punch after punch.

All through Kunlun Mountain, there were thuds and heavy sounds of punches landing solidly on flesh.

With each blow, the red-haired man’s head was knocked back, his nose bleeding profusely, but he kept managing to force a smile after each punch…

“Is that… the irascible Fire God Zhu Rong?” someone asked.

“This… should be, I guess…” one of the eight Immortals, a cripple, said.

…

A few minutes later, the Loli let go of Zhu Rong’s collar, then grabbed the Rabbit by the arm and pointed at him with an expressionless face, “My brother!”

The Rabbit grinned at him and said, “Surprise or not? Impressed or what?”

Hearing this, Zhu Rong tried his best to squeeze out a smile, “Truly fucking surprising!”

The Queen Mother of the West said, “You all better behave yourselves. If you’ve got this energy, eat more Pan Peaches later! And stop messing around…”

The Queen Mother of the West raised her two fair little hands, her fists clenched, making a cracking sound.

Whether it was Gonggong, Zhu Rong, or the four big calamities, they all nodded obediently like chickens pecking at rice.

Only then did The Queen Mother of the West nod in satisfaction, and a wine cup was handed over to her.

The Queen Mother of the West glanced at the wine in the cup, then at the Rabbit who served her the drink.

The Rabbit said obediently, “Sis, chill. We brothers were just messing around. Have a drink. Don’t worry, today we’ll eat as many Pan Peaches as there are, to the fullest!”

The Queen Mother of the West nodded and then noticed that a chair had been placed behind her. She sat down in it, and soon, fruits were served by the Rabbit, “Sis, sit and eat. You must be tired from hitting people. Let me give you a shoulder rub to relax.”

Then everyone watched as The Queen Mother of the West sat in the chair, enjoying the fruit and wine, with the Rabbit on tiptoes massaging her shoulders and legs, desperately trying to curry favor…

For a while, whether it was the four big troubles, or the enemies Gonggong and Zhu Rong, or even all the deities and Buddhas in the skies above, they all thought, “Pah! Brown-noser! Don’t shame us, he’s making us Immortals lose face.”

But then they thought again, this Rabbit doesn’t seem to be an Immortal…

As for Yi Zheng, he wasn’t concerned with any of that. His plans were clear: now that he was weak, to survive in all the realms of All Heavens, he would rely on the mighty support of The Queen Mother of the West.

Looking after her was looking after himself!

Not to cling to a powerful support would be foolish!

Moreover, Yi Zheng never considered himself a hero. Most importantly, he firmly believed that heroes die young!

When Yi Zheng used to read novels, he noticed that his way of thinking was different from others.

Others identify with the protagonist when they read novels.

Only Yi Zheng identified with the villain!

And not just any villain, a big one!

He always had a dream of becoming a big villain!

Though in the end, he’s supposed to be defeated by the protagonist, in a book with three million words, the villain only gets roughed up in the last few tens of thousands, or gets killed in the last few thousand words!

The rest of the time, it’s whoever he wants to bully, he bullies; whatever he wants, he gets. Aside from not being able to kill the protagonist, everything else goes smoothly!

In a world striving for harmony, many protagonists are bachelors, and if they happen to have a female lead, there’s usually just one. Any more than that and they might avoid censorship but surely could not escape the readers’ scathing criticism.

But the situation for the big bad guys is different. Since they’re meant to be defeated, it doesn’t matter if they have three thousand beauties, or even thirty million in their harem!

So, Yi Zheng always felt like he had the makings of a great villain!

Since he was going to be a villain, sucking up to someone important didn’t seem humiliating…

Plus, after taking care of the Queen Mother of the West day and night for some time now, he had gotten a good grasp of her temper and she had grown accustomed to this Rabbit’s care.

Both parties had gotten used to it.

After eating fruits and drinking wine, the Queen Mother of the West swayed to her feet and on her way out, casually slapped a daydreaming Zhu Rong, then headed back to her own peak.

Once the Queen Mother of the West was far away, Zhu Rong touched his face and muttered, “If you’re leaving, just leave. Why the special treatment?”

After saying that, Zhu Rong glanced at Yi Zheng, who was also looking back at him.

Their gazes collided in the air, and it seemed as if sparks of electricity were crackling in the ether. Obviously, Zhu Rong was different from Gonggong. He was easily riled up, and even though he didn’t dare to show his anger in front of the Queen Mother of the West, as soon as she was gone, he fiercely glared at Yi Zheng and transmitted his voice, “Little Rabbit, you just wait!”

Yi Zheng chuckled and shouted, “Sis…”

“Wait for me to bring you something tasty!” Zhu Rong hastily added, startled.

Yi Zheng also swiftly changed his tune, “Take care on your way!”

The Queen Mother of the West, without turning back, waved her hand as a response.

Zhu Rong, scared into sweating profusely, then said nothing more and turned to sit down with a group of oddly-shaped fellows at a distance.

Gonggong said, “Rabbit, be careful. Zhu Rong may not be particularly wicked, but he has a short fuse, is petty, and he’s got plenty of dirty tricks up his sleeve. He will likely cause you trouble in the future…”

Yi Zheng said nonchalantly, “If he dares to come at me, I dare to tattle.”

Gonggong said, “He won’t leave you any evidence to tattle with.”

Yi Zheng said confidently, “That’s okay, I can frame him.”

Gonggong, looking at this Rabbit whose face was full of righteous indignation and who spoke as if he was the embodiment of justice but then considering what he had just said, suddenly had a feeling, “This Rabbit is way more of a pain than Zhu Rong!”

As the gods took their seats and a bell rang, accompanied by a speech from the Queen Mother, the Pan Peach Festival officially began!

Then Yi Zheng saw seven fairies clad in red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, and violet flying from afar. Mid-air, they split into dozens, if not hundreds of clones, each carrying a basket towards the tables, placing one Pan Peach on each.

It was only then that Yi Zheng realized the Purple-Clothed Immortal serving guests on Kunlun Mountain and the one he had met at the base of the mountain were in fact the same person!

The fairies who had been pouring wine before, dressed in blue, were also the same person!

With this in mind…

He turned around to see countless Immortal Cranes merging together in the distance until there was only one left.

Coincidentally, that Immortal Crane was also looking at the Rabbit, and their eyes met. Yi Zheng immediately waved enthusiastically, “Sister Immortal Crane, come join us!”

The Immortal Crane Fairy shook her head and said, “I am a Spirit Beast assigned to this mountain. I can help out, but I have no place sitting in such esteemed seats.”

Yi Zheng didn’t care about that at all. He ran over, pulled and tugged the Immortal Crane Fairy to the table, and declared confidently, “What do you mean you’re not qualified? Didn’t the Queen Mother say it herself? Today, everyone is equal!

If anyone says you can’t sit here, then they are disrespecting the Queen Mother herself!”

At a loss for words, the Immortal Crane Fairy didn’t know how to respond.

Just then, the Queen Mother spoke up, “What this little Rabbit is saying is the truth. Today is a joyous day, all beings are equal, and within the Kunlun Realm, anyone who sees a Pan Peach shall have a share! Today we discuss the Tao and the Heavens, making no distinctions between high and low.”

Upon hearing the Queen Mother’s words, all the immortals chanted appreciatively, “Thank you, Queen Mother, for your generous gift!”

The Immortal Crane Fairy breathed a sigh of relief and finally sat down. As she did so, her body began to transform into a stunning woman dressed in a long black and white Immortal Crane gown. Her neck was slightly longer than an average person’s, giving her a particularly elegant appearance.

Her phoenix eyes were expressive, and what was most arresting was the single strand of red hair amid the black that was very striking.

Her lips were like a ripe, enticing cherry.

Yi Zheng was awestruck.

The Immortal Crane Fairy blushed slightly and said, “Rabbit, what are you looking at?”

Yi Zheng was unashamed, his heart clear of any unseemly thoughts, and he answered openly, “I’m looking at a beautiful woman! Sister Immortal Crane, you’re incredibly gorgeous, aren’t you?”

The Immortal Crane Fairy’s cheeks grew even redder, “Don’t talk nonsense.”

Yi Zheng said, “When have I ever spoken nonsense? If you don’t believe me, ask them?”

Yi Zheng pointed at the Kaiming Beast, Ying Zhao, Lu Wu, Rare, Gonggong, and a few others.

Their big heads nodded enthusiastically. Not out of flattery, for even the Kaiming Beast, who had seen countless fairies and peerless beauties from various worlds, couldn’t help but exclaim at the sight of the Immortal Crane Fairy’s visage, “Indeed beautiful. Among the countless fairies I’ve seen, Sister Immortal Crane definitely ranks among the top.”

The Immortal Crane Fairy blushed even deeper, looking down as she said, “Let’s just drink.”

Yi Zheng laughed, waving his hand, “Alright, stop staring! Let’s drink!”