Chapter 49: Untitled

Su Xiao’ai’s face reddened at Jun Wuwang’s bluntness. Staring at Jun Wuwang, she huffed, “I… I’m not like that. The most I do… is to imagine hand-holding and a bit of kissing…”

She had never even held the hand of any boy before marrying Jun Wuwang. How was it possible that she would have dirty thoughts about sex?

“Hand-holding? Kissing?” Jun Wuwang’s voice was cold.

Su Xiao’ai was confused… She felt so tactless! How could she have talked about having dirty thoughts about other men in front of her own husband?

Master Jun was a domineering man! How would he allow himself to be a cuckold? Even an imagined cuckold?

She was absolutely done for! Master Jun was emanating a sense of cold fury, and Su Xiao’ai felt as if her death day was here!

“Heh… Heh…” Su Xiao’ai smiled awkwardly at Jun Wuwang, who was now frosty. “Erm… Don’t misunderstand me, I had dirty thoughts about Mu Tan only before I married you… After marrying you, I had dirty thoughts only about you and nobody else…”

“You had dirty thoughts about me?” The iciness in Jun Wuwang’s gaze faded. Su Xiao’ai wasn’t sure, but she thought she saw a twinkle of a smile in his eyes.

“Tell me, how do you have dirty thoughts about me? Do you think about squeezing me dry? And then passing me on to your friends for a few days?”

Su Xiao’ai shook her head vehemently. “No, not at all! You are my husband and you are my man! How could I possibly give you to someone else to play with? It’s just Xi Huan’er and Liang Mengmeng who have been lusting after you. They’ve been trying to get me to lend you to them, but don’t you worry, I’ve already formally rejected them. You are mine alone! I’m the only one who can play with you. Nobody else can!”

Happiness had already bloomed in Master Jun’s heart!

So, his wife was such an interesting and fun person!

Master Jun asked, expressionless, “Oh… So I’m only yours to play with? Tell me how you’re going to play with me. I’ll cooperate.”

Even though his face had no sign of a smile, he was no longer cold!

“I…” Su Xiao’ai’s face reddened. Both excited and serious, she asked, “Will you really cooperate with me in whatever way I want you to?”

“Yes.” Jun Wuwang nodded his head. “Of course… I’m a man of my word!”

Su Xiao’ai was speechless.

Su Xiao’ai’s face reddened even further, and she replied sheepishly, “I want, I want to…”

Su Xiao’ai, shy and embarrassed, hesitated! She couldn’t get a word out!

“So, how would you like to play?” Jun Wuwang asked.

“Okay, you allowed me to say it.” Su Xiao’ai looked at Jun Wuwang seriously. “When I say it, don’t regret it.”

“Sure.” Jun Wuwang nodded. How brutal could this little girl be?

Su Xiao’ai took a deep breath before shouting her reply. “I want to play kancho[1]!”

Jun Wuwang was speechless.

He had no idea what to say.

Silence, silence! It was so quiet that one could hear a pin drop!

Su Xiao’ai tensed up and looked at Master Jun, nervous… She hadn’t been too daring to suggest playing kancho, right?!

[1] From Wikipedia: Kancho is a prank performed by clasping the hands together in the shape of an imaginary gun and attempting to poke an unsuspecting victim’s anus.