Chapter 1070: Chapter 161 Final Chapter Chapter 1070: Chapter 161 Final Chapter Jiang Xu never imagined that eating melon would end up eating his own head.

A bit absurd.

But on second thought, it seemed only natural.

Back in his university days, he indeed was the one who stood out the most.

His looks were not the absolute best during all four years of university, but he was definitely within the top three during his time on campus.

Plus, with his successful entrepreneurship and his talent, it was normal for him to receive a lot of female attention.

“Do you think I’m super unlucky~burp~” Wu Mengmeng let out a drunken hiccup and slurred, “Why did I have to meet such a stunning man?

If I had known it would turn out like this, I wouldn’t have gone to Magic University.

If I’d gone to just any university, by now my child would almost be an adult.”

Jiang Xu stayed silent, not knowing what to say for a moment.

This matter seemed to be related to him, yet at the same time, not related.

Quite complex ingredients.

As Wu Mengmeng spoke, she took a few big gulps of booze, and Jiang Xu didn’t manage to stop her in time.

With a “thud,” Wu Mengmeng’s head fell onto the table, knocked out cold.

Jiang Xu: “…”

Somewhat speechless.

This can’t be meaning I have to take her home, can it?

Ah, had I known, I wouldn’t have come here to drink.

“Wake up.” Jiang Xu patted her face.

No response.

No choice, he paid the bill and carried her out.

Not knowing where Wu Mengmeng lived, Jiang Xu opened a private hot spring room nearby.

This kind of place doesn’t require an ID card.

Many couples, or some professional workers, like to come to such places.

Safe, quick.

“Being drunk really makes you heavy,” sighed Jiang Xu.

There was a bed in the room.

Hm, it seems the owner knows that some guests would have special needs.

Jiang Xu placed Wu Mengmeng on the bed.

He took a hot towel and wiped her face and neck.

“Jiang Xu~”
“Husband~”
“I love you~”
“Don’t leave me~”
“I can’t live without you, boo hoo hoo~”
“When will you appear before me~”
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Wu Mengmeng kept mumbling various nonsensical things.

At first, it was alright.

But the further it went, the more outrageous the content became.

If this were a live stream, any of these phrases would get it shut down.

Even Jiang Xu, who had been through many storms, turned red in the face from Wu Mengmeng’s drunken words.

“Hot… so hot…”

Wu Mengmeng uttered unconscious mumbling.

Then she started pulling at her own clothes.

“Don’t…” Jiang Xu tried to stop her.

But as everyone knows, drunk people are quite strong, and Jiang Xu couldn’t stop her.

Helpless, Jiang Xu turned away.

But even though he turned away quickly, he still accidentally caught a glimpse.

He couldn’t help but sigh inwardly.

Wu Mengmeng really knew how to take care of herself.

At her age, her skin was still as tender as a young girl’s.

But that’s normal.

Rich people always appear very young.

Like that young actress Qing, who is in her seventies, still playing high school students and even got a boyfriend in his twenties.

Seeing Wu Mengmeng like this, she wouldn’t be calming down anytime soon.

Jiang Xu sent An Nuonuo a message, saying he would be over later tonight.

Then he sat down and started scrolling through short videos.

After Wu Mengmeng caused a ruckus for a while, she calmed down.

Jiang Xu turned to look.

Good grief, that was fast.

Not a shred of cover left on her body.

Luckily, Jiang Xu still had some ethical standards, so he didn’t do anything inappropriate.

Instead, he asked the service staff to bring a new set of clothes over and helped to wipe down her body.

After sorting everything out, Jiang Xu asked a waiter to bring paper and a pen, wrote a letter, placed it down, and then left.

The next day.

As the sky was just beginning to brighten, Wu Mengmeng woke up.

Her head was pounding.

After calming herself, she finally remembered what had happened yesterday.

Her face immediately turned pale with shock.

She quickly checked her body.

Upon discovering that her clothes had been changed, she felt as if the sky had fallen.

“Where is the person?!”

“Somebody!”

“Somebody help!”

Wu Mengmeng cried out with a piercing voice.

Soon, a waiter rushed over.

“Lady, what’s the matter?”

Wu Mengmeng was somewhat hysterical: “My clothes… Who violated me yesterday?!”

The waiter was taken aback and hastened to say: “No, not at all. I was the one who changed your clothes, and I helped wash you.

The gentleman who brought you here only stayed for a while before leaving.”

“Ah?” Wu Mengmeng was dumbfounded.

That’s when she finally calmed down.

Carefully, she felt her body.

Indeed, there was no pain.

“Did I encounter a good Samaritan?” she murmured to herself.

Then, she noticed the letter placed at the side.

She picked it up and saw that it contained just one line of poetry:
“Binding my heart to the green mountains – the green mountains may not detain man.”

Wu Mengmeng was stunned.

Then, she began to laugh.

Laughing as she laughed, she began to cry.

But these tears were mixed with relief and liberation.

She already knew who the man she had met last night was.

…

“We’re leaving now!”

In the early morning, strands of sunlight bathed the earth.

Jiang Xu rolled down the car window, stretched out his arms, and yawned.

Today’s weather was very good, clear and cloudless.

Having stayed here for a few days, it was time to leave for the next destination.

…

The car slowly traversed the winding country roads.

Outside the window, the world resembled a gradually unfolding watercolor painting.

On both sides of the road lay large swathes of golden rapeseed fields.

A gentle breeze passed by, the waves of flowers undulated, and the rich fragrance of the blossoms drifted into the car through the window, sweet and refreshing.

…

Traveling along the coastal highway.

On one side was the vast ocean, its blue waters sparkling under the sunshine.

Waves crashed against the shore’s rocks, splashing layers of white foam, making a clear and pleasant sound.

The sea breeze, carrying the unique salty moisture of the ocean, hit the face and messed up the hair, yet it was utterly comfortable.

…

Stepping into the autumn forest was like entering a colorful fairy tale world.

The ground was covered with thick layers of fallen leaves, red, yellow, orange, interwoven together like a soft carpet.

Every step taken, there was a “rustling” sound, as if Autumn itself was playing a unique symphony.

…

The car was traversing the highway to the snow-capped mountains, surrounded by a white world.

The distant snow mountains soared into the clouds, their peaks enshrouded in mist, like a mysterious giant.

The snowy accumulations glistened under the sunlight, as if inlaid with countless diamonds.

…

Going through spring, summer, autumn, and winter, year after year.

It took Jiang Xu and An Nuonuo five years to travel with their grandson across the world.

They experienced the local customs and delicacies from around the globe.

Not only had their horizons been broadened, but their hearts also had been greatly enriched.

Their grandson was now six, surpassing in all aspects both his father and Jiang Xu.

“I want to go home,” An Nuonuo said, leaning on Jiang Xu’s shoulder.

“Then let’s go back,” Jiang Xu looked straight ahead and said lightly: “Our lunar travel project is a success.

The next target, the Moon!”

The end!