Chapter 209: Farting Like Talking

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

As time passed, Xi Wan was still flipping through the gifts in the box. The system could not help but remind her that the male protagonist was still waiting for her.

The next second, Xi Wan’s phone rang and Ling Feng’S name was displayed on the screen.

[See, see, I told you that you can’t be so slow. The male protagonist must be very angry and personally called to rush you!]

Xi Wan heard the system’s words but did not pick up. Instead, she waited for a while before answered the call.

“Hello?” Xi Wan’s tone was casual.

“Where are you?” Ling Feng’S impatient voice sounded.

Xi Wan quietly listened to Ling Feng’S voice, which was much more irritable than yesterday, and slowly replied, “Our appointment is in the afternoon. It’S only half past one in the afternoon now. Why are you in such a hurry?”

“I’ve been waiting for you. It’S fine if you didn’t pick up my calls, but didn’t you read the text messages I sent you?” Ling Feng suppressed his anger.

“Oh, I really did not see them. Let me take a look now.” Xi Wan really did not notice the text messages.

She opened it and saw that there were indeed three text messages from Ling Feng. He said that he had something to do at the last minute and wanted to move the meeting time forward a little. He changed the meeting time to twelve noon.

Xi Wan smiled nonchalantly. It turned out that she had unknowingly made the male protagonist wait for her for an entire hour and a half.

When Ling Feng heard Xi Wan’s tone, he almost exploded in anger.

“Xi Wan, are you fooling with me?” He asked patiently.

“No, why would I fool you?” Xi Wan refused to admit it.

Hearing Xi Wan’s words, the anger in Ling Feng’S heart dissipated a little,

“Then why aren’t you coming to see me now?”

Xi Wan thought of the relationship between the male and female protagonists, and instantly had a plan in her mind. She did not answer him immediately.

After a while, she asked carefully, “I… Can I really go see you?”

Ling Feng was stunned by her careful tone and was a little confused. “What do you mean? Why can’t you come and see me?”

The system could not help but gave Xi Wan a thumbs up in its heart when he heard Xi Wan’s cautious tone which was mixed with sadness. [It’S a pity that the Oscar don’t have you!]

Xi Wan received the system’s praise and immediately said rudely, “Thank you. It’S indeed a pity.”

Xi Wan didn’t reply to Ling Feng’S words, but she did not expect that in this short period of time, Ling Feng had already constructed an entire plot through his imagination.

Ling Feng felt that Xi Wan was a married woman, so she couldn’t meet him in private. This made her feel like she was betraying Su Xun. After all, she had said a long time ago that she hated third parties and scumbags.

Ling Feng felt much better after thinking about this. At least Xi Wan was not late because she did not want to see him.

Ling Feng softened his voice and said with a temper, “It’S just a meeting between friends. What’s wrong with that?”

After saying this, Ling Feng’S anger subsided unknowingly and he started to guide Xi Wan patiently, “Is Su Xun so overbearing that you’re not allowed to have friends just because you’re married? If that is really the case, then this is not a normal marriage relationship. Su Xun does not have the right to lock you up at home and be his canary.”

“At least I won’t treat my future wife like this.” Ling Feng added.

Xi Wan said to the system, “Did you hear Ling Feng’S speech?”

The system was baffled: [I heard it. It sounds like a bitch speaking but what’s wrong?]

“No, this is the first time I’ve heard someone farting like they’re talking. I was shocked.” Xi Wan shook her head and spoke nonsense with a serious expression.

The system fell silent. […]

To be honest, its host’s brain circuit, as a proper artificial intelligence, was a little lacking at times. It was simply too advanced!

Xi Wan put on a mischievous smile and said, “How did you… How did I know that he wanted to lock me up?”

“?!!? Ling Feng was shocked. He did not expect Su Xun to be such a pervert.

If Ling Feng was acquainted with someone who was similarly toyed with by Xi Wan and had shared the process of interacting with Xi Wan, then Ling Feng would definitely discover how familiar the scene he encountered now was.

As expected, Ling Feng’S imagination was really filled with the scene of Xi Wan being abused by Su Xun in the Su family. His tone became solemn, “Su Xun is on a business trip overseas now. Can’t you come out too?”

Ling Feng had always treated Su Xun as an opponent, so he naturally knew his movements like the back of his hand.

“I’ll try my best.” Xi Wan did not say yes, nor did she say no. Her answer to Ling

Feng was very vague..