Chapter 21: It’s So F*cking Awkward

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

“Damn it, nothing again, nothing again.”

The middle-aged chubby man, who had spent a thousand yuan, pounded his fist on the glass counter and glared at Zhang Fan with gritted teeth. He said, “Kid, are you playing tricks on me?”

“Fifty… thousand…”

The man beside Zhang Fan’s face turned red. He rubbed his eyes vigorously, gasping for breath, and his eyeballs seemed ready to pop out.

This was freaking fifty thousand, fifty thousand! It would take ten years of hard work to earn that much money without eating or drinking.

The man’s voice left the middle-aged chubby man stunned. After a full five seconds, he widened his eyes and rushed to Zhang Fan, extending his neck to get a closer look.

“Fifty thousand, fifty thousand! Damn it, why didn’t I grab this one?”

The middle-aged chubby man felt a wave of darkness before his eyes. If he had grabbed the unscratched lottery ticket earlier, it would have been his.

“Hehe, boss, take a look.” Zhang Fan waved the scratch card in front of Xu Fei.

Xu Fei’s eyes almost popped out as he stared at the enormous amount on it.

Damn, it’s a huge prize.

“Do you want me to scratch it?” Zhang Fan teased.

Xu Fei just wanted to punch himself. Scratch it? Damn it, a hundred bucks turned into fifty thousand six hundred and seventy-four. If he had known there was a fifty thousand grand prize, he would have scratched it himself.

Xu Fei’s heart was bleeding. “Little brother, stop scratching. If you keep going, my heart won’t be able to take it.”

Although this money wouldn’t make him rich, such a huge amount made his eyes turn red.

“So, when will you give me this money?” Zhang Fan asked. Fifty thousand, he had never dreamed of getting such a large prize. Thinking of his father carving wooden sculptures for a little over four thousand a month, his heart ached. With this fifty thousand, his father wouldn’t have to work so hard anymore. He could take a hundred thousand for himself and let his father go on a trip with the remaining forty thousand.

“Little brother, leave me your phone number and address. Keep this winning ticket, and I’ll contact you as soon as possible to deliver the money.” Although Xu Fei was jealous and envious, he didn’t let the situation overwhelm him.

“Sure, can you give me the six thousand seven hundred and forty bucks now?” Zhang Fan asked. After all, he needed money to buy pants for Ye Yanran.

Xu Fei hurriedly took out a stack of cash, counted for a while, and then handed the thick wad of money to Zhang Fan.

“Deliver the money to me as soon as possible. Don’t think about cheating, or I’ll report you.” Zhang Fan warned Xu Fei. After all, until the money was in his hands, everything was just talk.

“Heh, little brother, I’ve been running this shop for over ten years. Ask anyone, have I ever cheated anyone? This money isn’t mine to give. Keep calm, and I’ll deliver it to your place tonight. Remember to keep the winning ticket safe; we only recognize the ticket, not the person.” Xu Fei said without a good temper. He couldn’t provide fifty thousand in cash himself. For such a large prize, he had to report it to the higher-ups, who would provide the money in exchange for the winning ticket.

“Little brother, tell us about your technique,” the man who had been standing next to Zhang Fan said.

Zhang Fan smiled and said, “What technique? It’s not like buying a lottery ticket.

This stuff is all about luck.”

After saying that, Zhang Fan laughed and walked out of the shop, heading towards a nearby shopping mall.

“Pants, pants… Huh, buying girls’ pants, will people think I’m a pervert?” Zhang Fan muttered to himself, but at the thought of Ye Yanran, he couldn’t help but feel a bit scared.

Zhang Fan braved himself and entered the mall, heading for the women’s clothing store.

As soon as she stepped into the women’s clothing store, she was stopped by a woman. “Little brother, this is a women’s clothing store. The men’s are opposite.”

Zhang Fan’s expression darkened as he nodded heavily. “I know.”

The woman sized up Zhang Fan and slowly said, “Are you buying it for your girlfriend?”

“No.” Zhang Fan said as he walked in.

I’ll just simply choose!

Zhang Fan did not think too much about it. He directly picked out a pair of black pants and began to look around. He still needed another small… pants!

“Hehe, look, there’s a boy.”

Not far away, a red-haired woman hugged her best friend’s arm as she pointed at Zhang Fan.

“He looks like a high school student. Why is this guy so shameless to come to a women’s clothing store to buy things?” The black-haired woman beside her spoke.

“Haha, could it be a pervert? Buying women’s clothes and then going home?” The red-haired woman laughed loudly.

Instantly, seven or eight women looked over with a trace of surprise on their faces.

Zhang Fan was furious. F*ck! What the f*ck does buying pants have to do with you guys?

“Little brother, don’t jerk off too much. You’ll be malnourished,” the red-haired woman teased.

Zhang Fan gritted his teeth.

Zhang Fan immediately activated his X-ray Vision and looked at the red-haired woman. He immediately smiled. “You’re so small. Don’t tell me it’s because you often massage yourself?”

“Haha.”

The other women instantly laughed.

The red-haired woman gritted her teeth and glared at Zhang Fan. “You’re the one who’s small.”

Zhang Fan ignored her and asked the woman behind him, “Err… Where are the underpants?”

The woman was stunned. The woman burst into laughter. Underpants, this phrase was really of a high standard! But why is this guy looking for… women’s underpants?

Instantly, everyone’s gaze became strange. This guy really did not have that kind of hobby, right?

Zhang Fan forced himself to explain, “My friend’s period came, so her pants were dirty. I’m buying them for her.”

“I see.” The woman smiled brightly, “Not bad. I thought that a man who buys sanitary pads for girls is very impressive. I didn’t expect you to dare to go to a female shop to buy this thing.”

The other women also came to a realization, and their gazes toward Zhang Fan softened.

If they asked their boyfriends to go to a women’s shop to buy pants, it would be worse than killing them. This kid was not bad!

The red-haired woman was unwilling to give up. “Hmph, you’re lying.”

“Don’t talk so much when your boobs are so small,” Zhang Fan said coldly.

The red-haired woman’s face stiffened, and she was about to go mad when the black-haired woman beside her pulled her back. “He’s not buying your pants. Why do you care?”

“Sir, please follow me.” the woman behind Zhang Fan said as she led Zhang Fan to the second floor.

Zhang Fan’s eyes nearly went blind when he walked up to the second floor.

All kinds of women’s clothes…

Zhang Fan did not have the time to choose any. He simply chose one and went downstairs.

“Eh? Zhang Fan?”

A crisp sound rang out, which struck Zhang Fan like lightning.

F*ck, biology teacher Li Li?

“Why did you buy this?” Li Li held her chin as she looked at Zhang Fan.

Zhang Fan immediately ran downstairs after seeing Li Li’s meaningful gaze.

“Zhang Fan, you’re still in the puberty stage right now. Be careful with how frequently you please yourself. You’ll become malnourished,” Li Li chuckled.

Zhang Fan almost fell.

This is so f*cking awkward. Oh my god, Teacher Li Li, why didn’t I know you were so dirty-minded!?