Chapter 23: Take Medicine if You’re Sick

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

“What? Crackdown on pornography?”

Zhang Fan recited ‘f*ck my life’ a million times in his mind.

Could it be because this year is my zodiac year? A year of bad luck?

Xu Tong walked in, his gaze falling on Ye Xuan and Ye Yanran. A hint of astonishment flashed in his eyes, then he looked at Zhang Fan, his eyes filled with murderous intent. B*stard, damn it! He brought two exceptional beauties to book a room. Unforgivable! “Hehe, one man and two women, take them away.”

A brilliant smile suddenly appeared on Zhang Fan’s face.

One man and two women! He also wished for that. But is Ye Yanran, the fierce tiger, so easily provoked? She has extraordinary combat power. If it weren’t for his quick thinking and trickery, he would probably be half-dead by now.

Daring to say such things in front of this fierce tiger, does he think his life is too long?

“Say that again?” Ye Yanran’s face flashed with killing intent. Her damp, shoulder-length hair swayed.

Xu Tong coldly chuckled, “What? You want to attack a police officer?”

Zhang Fan burst into laughter. Attack a police officer? This fierce tiger is also a cop.

“Which squad are you from?” Ye Yanran’s killing intent surged, but she did not make a move because she had just finished showering and her police uniform was still in the bathroom.

Xu Tong frowned, wiped the stubble on his face, and raised an eyebrow. “You still want revenge on me?”

Zhang Fan could not help himself. This guy was really acting cool.

In the next moment, Zhang Fan’s eyes widened.

Ye Yanran reached out and placed her hand on Xu Tong’s shoulder, then kneed him in the stomach.

“Ah!” Xu Tong screamed in pain, and then his colleagues behind him pulled out their batons and surrounded Ye Yanran. “Don’t move! Let me tell you, this is assaulting a police officer.”

Ye Yanran coldly smiled, “Call your captain out.”

Xu Tong, clutching his stomach, squatted on the ground, his face contorted. He pointed at Ye Yanran and said, “I’m the captain, f*ck! Daring to attack a police officer, arrest her!”

Zhang Fan sat on the bed, laughing incessantly. This guy was truly miserable. He dared to provoke Ye Yanran, this fierce tiger, and brought it upon himself.

“The kid sitting on the bed, get the f*ck up,” Xu Tong pointed at Zhang Fan and roared. He could not continue working as a police officer if news of him being beaten up spread within the department.

Zhang Fan stood up and observed Xu Tong. Suddenly, his eyes flickered because the Flower Protection System informed him that this guy had kidney deficiency, which had affected his kidney function, commonly known as impotence.

No wonder this guy had such a bad temper, especially when he saw Ye Xuan and Ye Yanran, the tigresses. It seemed he had issues in that department.

“Uncle, does your family know about your impotence? Getting angry when you see a beautiful woman won’t help. Taking medication should be your priority instead of competing with us,” Zhang Fan teased.

Ye Yanran and Ye Xuan blushed with embarrassment from Zhang Fan’s words.

“Hooligan,” Ye Yanran spat.

Xu Tong was shocked. Except for his wife, no one knew about his impotence. How could this kid know?

“Captain, is it true?” other officers in the room looked at Xu Tong skeptically.

Xu Tong’s face turned grim. Revealing his secret, especially in front of his subordinates, was embarrassing. His teeth were about to break as he quickly said, “Don’t listen to his nonsense. Arrest them and take them to the station for a 15-day detention.”

Zhang sneered. 15 days? That was a joke. A cold glint flashed in his eyes as he said, “Old bearded man, if you dare touch us, I dare to accuse you of having psychological problems due to your own impotence, randomly arresting people. Do you believe it or not?”

Zhang Fan’s words made Xu Tong’s expression change.

Psychological problems. If this matter really spread, his career as a police officer would be over. Physical problems could be hidden, but being mentally disturbed as a law enforcement officer would undoubtedly lead to dismissal.

Xu Tong’s face stiffened, and then he chuckled coldly, looking at Zhang Fan with a chilling gaze. “She just hit me. That counts as assaulting a police officer. I’ll detain you for 15 days, and that’s being lenient. Hmph, dare to challenge me.”

Assaulting a police officer was not a matter that would end with just a 15-day detention.

Zhang Fan also smiled, glanced at Ye Yanran, and mischievously said to Xu Tong, “Then try arresting her.”

Ye Yanran was both angry and embarrassed, losing any good impression she had of Zhang Fan. What did he mean by ‘try arresting her’? Ridiculous!

Xu Tong stood up straight, took out a pair of handcuffs, and Zhang Fan’s words completely infuriated him. Not only did he expose his weakness, but he also dared to oppose him in front of his subordinates. He snorted, “Don’t think I won’t dare.”

“Is that so?” Zhang Fan smirked.

Just as Xu Tong was about to take out the handcuffs, Ye Yanran walked into the bathroom and came out holding her police ID. She opened it in front of Xu Tong.

“I strongly suspect that you have abused your authority. Come to the prosecutor’s office tomorrow,” Ye Yanran said.

Xu Tong’s face froze as he stared at the ID in Ye Yanran’s hand, unable to believe it.

Holding her clothes, Ye Yanran walked straight out of the room, followed closely by Ye Xuan.

Zhang Fan looked at the pale-faced Xu Tong and walked slowly beside him, whispering, “If you have a problem, take the medication.”

As they left the hotel, the blush on Ye Xuan’s face had not faded. However, she curiously looked up and asked, “Does that bearded guy really have a problem?”

“Of course,” Zhang Fan nodded with certainty.

Ye Xuan was stunned. How did this guy know? Could he also treat illnesses? Suddenly, she thought of Ye Yanran’s hidden problem and asked softly, “Do you know what illness my sister has?”

Looking at Ye Yanran’s graceful figure, Zhang Fan smiled and said, “Nervous sensitivity causing troubles in daily life.”

Ye Yanran suddenly stopped in her tracks, turned her head sharply, and stared at Zhang Fan in disbelief, “How did you know?”

You see, this illness had tormented her for many years. She had traveled across the country, visiting famous hospitals and even consulting traditional Chinese medicine, but no one could pinpoint her illness at a glance.

“I have a little knowledge of medicine, so I could tell at a glance,” Zhang Fan confidently smiled. He was just joking; the System’s words were definitely correct.

Ye Yanran’s eyes brightened. She suddenly grabbed Zhang Fan and asked, “Do you have a way to treat it?”

This illness had troubled her since childhood. It was not a big deal when she was young, but as she grew older, she became more and more sensitive. Even a slight bump would cause her pain for half a day.

She had visited famous hospitals all over the country and had seen countless traditional Chinese doctors, but no one could cure her.

She had already lost hope, but when she heard Zhang Fan’s words, her heart became active again.

Feeling the faint fragrance emanating from Ye Yanran, Zhang Fan chuckled, “There is a way, but the treatment method is somewhat special.”

“What kind of special method?” Ye Yanran quickly asked.

As Zhang Fan calmly looked at the System’s prompt, his jaw nearly dropped when he saw the treatment method.

F*ck, to heal her, the method was: Acupuncture on the entire body and applying medicinal ointment.

Seeing Ye Yanran’s proud figure, Zhang Fan almost bit his tongue. This was going to require her… being completely naked for the treatment?