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Chapter 947: Chapter 517: Time to Show Off Our Skills_2 Chapter 947: Chapter 517: Time to Show Off Our Skills_2 “…Is that even possible?”
“We’ve seen too many impossible things, now anything’s possible.”
Thinking back on the events they had just encountered upon arriving here, B the tabby cat sighed, knowing they were tied to this fate.
Looking around at the vast number of nuclear bombs, he truly didn’t know what to do.
They were no good as weapons, of course, but if considered as some other kind of tool, perhaps they might have some use.
After sighing, B the tabby cat patted Observer A and said, “No other option then, luckily, we’re going to make contact with another civilization soon – one even worse than garbage. We’ll see if they’re willing to buy these nukes.”
“That’s all we can do,” sighed Observer A.
However, the civilization was just like theirs, shattered to pieces by garbage, so it probably wouldn’t offer anything useful.
People like Liuzi on the ground had the same thought.
Knowing that Xiemen Waidao had sold millions of nuclear bombs, Liuzi was quite happy.
Selling nukes was his idea, after all, this godforsaken place had nothing else to sell.
As an extremely hidden capitalist, Liuzi held the principle of creating demand where there was none. He consulted with Xiemen Waidao, concocting a series of pitches, and through the Octopus Elder, identified neighboring civilizations to send Xiemen Waidao to.
But upon learning that Xiemen Waidao only managed to obtain a bunch of IOUs, he said incredulously, “Were you running a charity or something?”
“How could that be, they will definitely pay,” Xiemen Waidao asserted, “after all, I have a backup plan.”
“What backup plan?”
“I’ve installed backdoors in every single nuke. If they dare not pay us the final installment, I’ll just blow all the bombs. Look, this is the detonator.”
“Not bad, you’ve actually had a smart moment. But when do we get the final payment?”
“Well, I don’t know…”
Liuzi stared at Xiemen Waidao, then realized that he truly wouldn’t know.
According to the official game design, time here was completely disordered.
Places observed by players had their flow of time fixed due to the players acting as time anchors to stabilize time; otherwise, it would be too difficult for players to play the game.
However, where players weren’t looking, the NPCs’ flow of time wasn’t synchronized, and it was anyone’s guess when those big cats would return.
Helpless, Liuzi could only say to Xiemen Waidao, “We hadn’t thought it through. Never mind, we’ll take turns keeping watch and see if they…”
Before he could finish, they saw a small craft descend, and out jumped the white Observer A and B the tabby cat, who thrust a slip into the tentacles of Xiemen Waidao.
“Quick, quick, quick! We’re out of time. Your nukes are hot sellers! Do you have more nukes? We need lots of them.”
“You actually sold them! How is that possible?” exclaimed Xiemen Waidao, who then coughed and said with a laugh, “I knew you could do it, true to the cats I put my trust in.”
“Really, I am so happy!” Observer A immediately said excitedly, “I’ll pretend I didn’t hear the earlier part, just give me the nukes! Everything you want is listed on this slip; whatever you desire can be taken from this list. Now, hand over the nukes.”
Pointing to a small hill not far away, Xiemen Waidao said, “There it is, the Octopuses stored the surplus nukes there, and over time it became Nuke Mountain.”
“That doesn’t seem enough, do you have more?”
“Isn’t that enough? No problem, we have an entire continent made up of undetonated nukes.”
“That’ll work, we’ll take what’s here first–the payment will be settled in one month.”
Watching the two cats hurry off, Xiemen Waidao pondered in confusion for a while, then asked, “What are they doing with the nukes, though?”
“Who knows, what can nuclear bombs even do?”
“The only thing I can think of is using nuclear bombs to control the population when urbanization gets too high, after all, the application of this technology is quite broad.”
“This is some kind of peaceful Gandhi speech.”
The two of them chatted idly for a while, and soon saw the two cats’ flying ship descend once again.
Compared to before, their flying ship was even more luxurious this time, the cardboard box-like shape somehow had enhanced performance, and you really have to say, as long as you have money, anything can be modified.
And the two cats that appeared before them also looked richer.
Their fur was sleek and shiny, and at a glance, you could tell they ate well, slept well, and had busy yet fulfilling days.
As soon as they stepped out of the flying ship, they grabbed Xiemen Waidao, excitedly saying, “Got any more? We still need nukes!”
“… All the ones from before are sold out?”
“Yes! You have no idea how wide the sales of nuclear bombs are, this time we’re going to keep buying, we’re going to get rich!”
“That’s right, us.” Xiemen Waidao emphasized again, then curiously asked, “I have a question, where are they fighting that they need so many nukes?”
“Fighting? No good, the killing power of nukes is too low, you have to keep stacking them like you did before to possibly have enough killing power.”
“So what are you using nukes for? Is it because there are lots of bosses around here who particularly like to use atomic bombs to kick off, to spice things up for their wives?”
Glancing back at Liuzi, Xiemen Waidao waved his tentacles and said, “Liuzi, give them a local performance, you know, ‘This fish pond is ours now, no one else has a say here’.”
“What are you talking about?” Observer A looked at Xiemen Waidao with confusion, “We’re selling medical supplies now.”
“Oh… what?”
Liuzi, who had been listening in, looked baffled and asked the two cats, “Why medical supplies? Is it the kind that as long as I kill fast enough, there won’t be any wounded?”
“Not that kind, it’s something I and Tabby Cat B accidentally thought of. Your nukes can be set to target a specific enemy, right? So we just set some stubborn viruses as the target, drop a nuke on them, and everything is solved!”
“… Oh.”
“Plus, because you can set the range of damage for nukes, one bomb per city is enough. It’s too bad we can’t lie, otherwise we’d definitely tell them that one bomb is for immediate relief, three for cure. But it doesn’t matter, the stock is already sold out.”
“… Oh.”
“And it’s fast-acting, effective, most diseases caused by fungi, viruses, microbes, and parasites can be treated with nukes, the effect is especially good. You have no idea, many viruses around here are so tough, lots of diseases are basically incurable, but now a single nuke can take care of it all!”
Liuzi couldn’t help but imagine what it would be like if this thing existed in reality.
“Got a little cold? Just take a nuke. There’ll be a test explosion in thirty minutes, hurry up and pay to get nuked.”
Or: “The secret of the centenarian village is so simple, just one nuke a day.”
Or: “A nuke a day keeps the doctor away.”
This game is really twisted.
While Xiemen Waidao was lost in confusion, Xiemen Waidao turned to Observer A with excitement, saying, “To come up with such an idea on your own, I really haven’t misjudged you! You’re destined to be one of us, join the Morals Aid Group!”
“What is that place, sounds pretty cool!”
“It’s a great place, it’s full of talent and the talk is nice, I especially like it there! Let’s go, let’s go together.”
Watching Xiemen Waidao drag Observer A away, Liuzi pondered over the list supplied by the two cats.
Though the process was a bit weird, the end result was pretty good.
Now we have the materials, we have the planet, and we also have the planet’s specialty products.
After this, it’s time to make a big move!
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