Chapter 425: Little Ergou: I Want to Turn Back Into a Dog

Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations

“What’s going on?”

They were dumbfounded. One of them even kicked her.

“Forget it, don’t get infected. She’s definitely sick.”

The black men spoke in their own language.

Just as they were about to leave, they noticed the woman on the ground move again.

“F*ck, are you pretending?”

One of the taller ones pulled out his belt and casually threw it to the side, ready to punish this woman he had never seen before.

On the other side, Lu An bounced out of the body again.

Too disgusting!

So nauseating!

It felt like she couldn’t stay even a second longer!

However, her incorporeal form couldn’t stay in the air for too long, nor could she go home. It seemed there was a restriction in place?

Just as Lu An was about to force herself to accept this rotten body, suddenly…

A very strange snake came slithering over from up ahead.

It was actually wearing a tiny cotton jacket?

“Hahahaha~”

Lu An couldn’t help but laugh.

Smart little soul~

She entered the snake.

And a white mist was squeezed out —

When Little Tyrant Dragon opened its eyes, it saw a man actually tearing off its clothes. F*ck!

He wouldn’t let even a dog off; how hungry was he?!

It slapped him!

It suddenly realized that its paws had become human hands?

Human hands?

What was going on?

The puppy’s mind was full of questions, and it couldn’t react at all.

The black man who had been hit was already furious.

He aimed a fierce kick at little Ergou. Sensing the danger, little Ergou’s mind suddenly went blank, and it opened its mouth and barked wildly.

The man was dumbfounded, as if he had been struck by lightning!

On the side, Lu An, no, it should be a snake: “Ssss~”

She was already laughing so hard.

It was a pity that she didn’t have any claws. Her little snake head was raised high, and she swayed left and right like she was drunk.

The three black people on the side: “…”

F*ck, what the hell was this?

A woman who could bark like a dog, and a snake which looked like it was crying from laughter?

They felt as if their intelligence was being trampled on. The black men exchanged looks and were about to move in for the kill, but unfortunately…

The snake, which had been laughing and crying just now, had a dark expression on its face. When they attacked, the nimble snake moved left and right, and its whip-like tail lashed out.

It hurt like hell when it hit!

In the end, the three black men fled the dark alley like they had seen a ghost.

A certain snake raised its head proudly, and had a smug expression on its face, as if it would bite them to death if they ran any slower.

On the other side, a certain Ergou —

“Wahh —”

It burst into tears!

This d*mn woman!

I came especially to look for you. I was worried something had happened to you. I didn’t come to switch bodies with you!

Switch back, switch back!

It didn’t want to be in this lousy female body. No, no!!

“Sob sob~“

Poor little Ergou.

The woman raised her head and howled like a dog. If anyone saw this, their jaws would definitely drop.

However, a certain snake found a relatively clean spot and lay obediently on the dry grass next to it, as if to say, “I don’t know anything; I’m just enjoying life.”

Then, little Ergou, who realized that crying couldn’t solve the problem, could only stop crying and ask her, “Woof, woof!”

Oh, wait!

“What should we do now? Do you know what happened?” It could already speak.

A certain contented snake flicked its sharp tail leisurely. It looked at Ergou with bright snake eyes and said lecherously, “Because it’s you, I suddenly find her quite cute~”

“Sob~” F*ck, you slutty woman!

Little Ergou’s heart skipped a beat, and it was about to explode with anger!

Was she trying to trick it into staying in this body?

“I…”

It wanted to slap her to death.

However, a certain snake was smiling sweetly at it. One could practically imagine what that fake smile would look like on her own face.

Little Ergou pulled back angrily and said, “Then, what should we do now?

Lu An didn’t joke around anymore. She said, “Let’s figure out where we are first, then think of a way to go back.”

If her family hadn’t discovered that she had been replaced, they might be in danger. If they had discovered it, they would probably be very worried about her.

Although she didn’t know what was going on, going back was still the first thing they had to do.

…

After exploring for a day, little Ergou found out that this was probably a particularly poor place overseas.

There was only a little bit of green forest, and not far away was the desert. There were all sorts of snakes everywhere.

It felt like over 40 degrees during the day, and could practically burn a person to death.

Unfortunately, Ergou was penniless and had nothing. Not to mention food, it didn’t even have anything to drink.

It was rare for it to be human. Although it didn’t like this body, it should at least be allowed to enjoy the sensation of being human!

It secretly glanced at a certain contented snake on the side.

Lu An quickly set up a spit with her pink snake tail, took the wild chicken that she had cleaned, and started roasting it on the fire.

As she turned the spit, she hummed a song~

Seriously, you’re a snake now. Do you have to roast something before you eat it?

Couldn’t she just eat it raw?

We’re poor; act like it!

Little Ergou wanted to beat the d*mn woman up. It was rare for it to be able to speak, while Lu An could only hiss. As long as it pretended it didn’t understand her, she couldn’t beat it.

But it didn’t dare.

Do you see the poisonous snakes sneaking around her?

Wasn’t it just that she was pink and soft, and looked better than those dark-colored snakes?

One by one, they threw coy looks at her. She didn’t even need to do anything, but the snakes actually found such rich game for her.

If Ergou dared do anything to her, it would definitely be bitten to death.

F*ck, this honor should have been his!

You dog snakes only look at appearances. Do you know that this d*mn woman is just occupying what’s mine?

Stay away from this Tyrant Dragon!

It crept closer to Lu An weakly. It was so, so afraid. Sob sob~

However, a certain woman had no heart at all. After distributing some roasted chicken, she started eating.

She even gave those lecherous snakes a lot. F*ck!

The snakes looked at her even more besottedly. They were probably willing to die for her right now!

The most unbearable thing was that Ergou had to be the one to pluck the feathers.

F*ck, what use was being human? It really wanted to go back to being a dog!

Little Ergou felt aggrieved and wanted to cry. Suddenly…

“There, it’s them!”

The three black people from the alley last night actually came back with a bunch of locals..